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What is a Kiss?
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What is a Kiss?

In Mathematics: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

In Biology: Kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another.

In Chemistry: Kiss is a process of testing the 'ph' of the lips.

In Physics: It is a process to charging a human body.

In Economics: Kiss is a process in which demand is higher than supply.

In Computer: Kiss ia Local Area Network (LAN) in which two bodies are connected without a data cable.

Romance Mathematics

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy


Office Arthematics

Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit

Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production

Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion

Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime


Shopping Mathematics

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

General Equation & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


Tendency to Change

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


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